These contractors are installing the steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home.

How long do you think it will be before they realize where they parked?

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Blonde Nor Female

I just read an article about a 75 year old Russian grandma that shocked doctors by requesting plastic surgery for a ‘designer vagina’…OMG! that is just wrong on so many levels!

Not that I’m a prude or think that at 75 she’s not entitled to a good sex life. But really, think about it. Is the man she’s likely to meet gonna have a prosthetic schlong or will he be constantly chewing thru bottles of viagra? I don’t think so! A man interested in having sex with a 75 year old woman is gonna be a old too (err…elderly…agh…senior ‘ish’) Hopefully somewhere in that explanation I’ve managed to be ‘politically’ correct!

Anyway…he’s not likely to be a ’spring chicken’ so to speak…so his ‘willy’ isn’t going to be in its prime either, and its not going to notice a slightly used, slightly sagging, dried out ‘vag’! Or am I looking at this from the wrong perspective?

Courtesy of The Sun. uk
Happy Nina was delighted with the results saying after the op: “I feel like a young woman again.”

Oh right!!!!!…so now she has this fancy shmancy new vagina, but her tits are tucked into her waist band, her belly sags to her knees and the wrinkles consume her face…but hey she’s got a tight vag!!

Give me a break!!

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