Watersports

I received this email yesterday. “I am very curious about what watersports is. I’m over 35 and have had several partners but none have ever talked about it. I have a basic understanding but no details, can you help? If you use this email, please don’t use my name! I’d be way too embarrassed.”

No need for embarrassment about anything sexual in this day and age, but I won’t include the nickname here. I think she deserves her anonymity for asking a question maybe others have as well. I know this activity isn’t for everyone but this question has come up in the past.

Although more properly called urolagnia, most people refer to this particular realm of sexual kink as “golden showers”. As the name implies, the most common form such play takes is for one partner to urinate in such a way that the other partner can see and or feel the “golden shower” of urine.

Interestingly enough, many people regard golden showers as one of the most taboo of sexual acts, second only to sex play that specifically revolves around feces. That is, they find it even kinkier and “dirtier” than bondage, rape fantasies, cum swallowing, and/or sticking a vibrating dildo up a loved one’s butt.

Of course most people don’t realize just how clean the urine of a healthy individual really is. Add to this the fact that most people were raised to believe you shouldn’t look at another person when they are peeing — because you would either see or at least imagine their naked genitals. Genitals have to do with sex, and sex of course is very naughty. As a result, getting involved with another person’s peeing process can seem extremely “dirty”. After all, we have moral dirtiness combined with hygienic dirtiness. Together they equal the ultimate taboo.

Some researchers believe there is an hormonal element in urine that lends itself to sexual attraction. Meaning the subtle scent of your lover’s pee might actually be an aphrodisiac. What to do about the smell? Well first off, start drinking more water. And secondly, experts recommend drinking plenty of fruit juice 45 minutes before engaging in sex play. The juice will not only dilute your urine, but can even give it a more pleasant odor. Here are a few sex games that some people play.

Cataracts of the Nile
The woman lies on her back with legs apart. While his penis is flaccid or at least semi flaccid, the man kneels or stands between her thighs. He then pees forcefully onto her clitoris. Note that this game will be nearly impossible if the man has a full erection. Also, a better effect will be achieved if it is done when the woman is already highly aroused. Also, while the stream of urine will miss the clitoris if the woman is manually masturbating her clit at the same time, the couple could try inserting a vibrating dildo for added pleasure. This game could be adapted for lesbian sex, with some effort and concentration.

Log in the Amazon
The man lies on his back while his partner squats over his penis and stimulates it manually. When the man signals he is about to come, his partner pees forcefully onto his penis, moving the stream of urine up and down the length of the man’s shaft.

The Fountain of Venus
When the woman’s bladder begins to feel uncomfortably full, she lies on her back with legs spread. Her lover begins licking her vulva and clitoris (this works best if he/she lies between the woman’s thighs, to avoid putting pressure on her bladder), giving special attention to the sensitive region just below the clitoris. The woman continues to hold her urine until either she reaches orgasm or can hold it back no longer. Her partner could continue licking even while her stream is releasing. (urine is sterile)

Watering the Oak Tree
The man lies on his back and a female partner with a full bladder squats over him. She inserts his penis into her vagina, but does not begin the usual motions of intercourse. Instead, she simply pees. Some men experience orgasm immediately. Some possible variations on this game include stimulating the penis before “Watering the Oak” and for the woman to masturbate herself while astride her partner, allowing herself “to let go” when she orgasms or can no longer hold back the flow of urine.

The real trick to enjoying these games of course is “mess control”. It rather takes away the fun to realize, after the fact, that you must now spend several hundred dollars to replace your urine soaked mattress. Most department stores (Walmart, Target, etc.) carry plastic mattress protectors (like fitted plastic sheets) which, when coupled with a bed pad and an absorbent, washable blanket should help protect your mattress.