Socks aren’t Sexy!
In the past 2 hours I’ve read 3 different blogs all discussing feet and of all things…socks!
My personal opinion on the matter is ALL feet are ugly. I don’t care if the toes are manicured or not, whether you’ve just treated yourself to a luxurious pedicure or if you’ve soaked them in a rose petal foot bath…feet are nasty no matter how clean they are. They’re sitting in your socks (or stockings) and for hours on end, then stuck in your shoes where they sweat and the fungus multiplies…eeek! That conjures up all sorts of pictures in my mind.
One blog I read wrote…”wouldn’t you love to be tied to a bed where I would spread your toes apart and suck each one individually?” ….argh…NO…not likely! Just the thought makes my body spasm (and not in a good way either)
Remember back to 1992 when Fergie (that would be Sarah Ferguson not Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas variety) was pictured in the newspaper having her toes sucked by Texan Steve Wyatt? What a scandal that was for the Royal family. Back then it wasn’t such an advertised thing, but these days it appears to be quite the fetish…who’d have guessed it would be so popular…certainly not me!
Another blog site wrote…”He walked out in nothing but his sports socks and threw me on the bed where we had the hottest sex in a long time” He wouldn’t have been throwing me on the bed…I’d have been busy ‘throwing up’ !
How very ‘un sexy’ is a naked man (or woman for that matter) looking to get amorous in a pair of sock? And it doesn’t matter what kind they are…sports or explorers, they’re all a total turn OFF when it comes to sex.
Picture this…I’m curled up on my huge bed in my sexy lingerie. The sweet smell of fragrant oils burning filled the room. The lighting is dimmed and in you enter…you walk across to the bed and I move my body to yours. You look down lovingly as I swivel my legs from beneth me to reveal…my “old pink bed socks” (well, I had cold feet!) That just blew the moment didnt it!
Seriously guys, how can anyone be turned on by having their toes sucked or two naked bodies rubbing…socks?
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Here here! I couldn’t agree more.
Interesting post. I wouldn’t want to suck on toes either.
Socks. I once had a female professor that said that about the time men hit middle age they all pull their socks all the way up.
I thought it was funny, but so many years later it is appearing to be true; if only to non-conform I make sure that I do not pull them up.
haha I have to admit that guys’ feet are UGLY. I don’t think they should ever be allowed to wear sandals.
Girls feet though can be cute, especially if they are in the right shoe. I wouldn’t go to the point of wanting to lick them or anything though lol
I’m with you on the sucking toe thing…I remember that pic of Fergie too, lol. I often think the amount of money people spend on their fetish would be better spent in therapy.