Situations Vacant
My Resimay
Too hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in
the paper.
Ikin type reelee qwik wif one fingar amd
do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I
am a pepole person. Pepole reelee seam to reespond too me well. Sertain men and
all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not too good but find
that I offen can get a job wif just my persinalety. My salery is open so wekin
discus wat yoo waunt to pay me and wat you think that I am werth. Ikin start
emeedietly.
Thank yoo in advans four yor anser.
Hopfulee yor best aplakent so farr.
Sinseerlee,
Bryan (nikname Beefy)
p.s. Becorz my resimay is a bit short - beelo is a piktcha of me
Employer’s response…
Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan,
It’s ok honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you tomorrow.
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I know a guy named james that really does type pretty much like that. When i get irritated trying to read what he says on messenger, i look at his picture and all is forgiven again lol. My gawddddddddd he’s purty.
Wow…..Good thing we have spell check. I would hire him too!! LOL:-))))