Installing A Husband
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance–particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed…Desperate.
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: “http://I thought you loved me.html” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If the application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the snoring loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7
Good Luck, Tech Support
Dear Desperate and Tech Support,
Husband 2.0 upgrade isn’t any better than Husband 1.0. I’m beginning to think Husband (whatever version) is an inferior product with no warranty or money back guarantee!
Signed, Disillusioned
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“reset” button
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Regards
Graham
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