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Daisy Duke - Nahht!

At some point you have to give up the ‘DAISY DUKE’ shorts.

Daisy Duke shorts

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 60) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo’s and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least

13. Thongs and Depends

I’d like to thank my friend Wendy who sent this to me this morning…but Wendy…I’m not in the THAT age category thank you very much!

Just added…thought this appropriate too!

Fat guts

15 Comments so far

  1. B on May 14th, 2008

    OMW !!

    Thats just nasty nasty!!

    For those of you who insist on wearing those shorts with THAT ass… PUT IT AWAY!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY!!

    thanks

  2. MAGGIE AT COFFEESHOPMAFIA on May 14th, 2008

    The little video is too funny. LOL.

    Great post.

  3. Aispinay on May 14th, 2008

    although I don’t want to ridicule the person on the picture you posted..but, I can’t help it…To laugh! :)) We deserved a good laugh from time to time and I really I almost do the ROFL thing. Then, I read the remainder of the post. When I reached the bottom, literally I almost slid off my chair with that man on the video clip trying to impress a passing sexy woman… Keep em coming, and I’ll be in your page everyday for my daily dose. Nice one!!

  4. Mamaflo on May 15th, 2008

    This just made my day!!!
    Someone needs to tell the jogging woman that she needs more support!!
    I dislike bras tremendously but if I had jugs like those I’d have to have some support or risk tripping over my tits.
    As for the guy with the belly, I’ve seen guys with a fraction of that belly still sucking it in wishing they were the studs now that they were once upon a time!!!

  5. RegretfulMorning on May 15th, 2008

    That may just be the funniest .gif I’ve ever seen!

  6. Ada on May 16th, 2008

    Oh lawd no!! I laughed so hard but thanks for the good advice.

  7. Nessa on May 16th, 2008

    Heyyyyyyyyyy, they promised me they’d never put that on the internet!!!! I knew i shouldn’t have tried modeling!!!

    JK………my ass is way bigger lol

    Nessa

  8. sHaE-sHaE on May 17th, 2008

    OMG! That’s a total nightmare.

  9. manilenya on May 17th, 2008

    I like the video, it brings me a laugh :)

  10. CrAzY Working Mom on May 17th, 2008

    OMG, thanks for the laughs!

  11. Deb on the Rocks on May 19th, 2008

    I am perversely curious about what she looks like from the front view. Don’t want to look, but want to look, but relieved I can’t, but wish I could. Sort of.

  12. LizzyT on May 19th, 2008

    That is so funny, I love it!!

  13. FeelingFlirty on May 19th, 2008

    Bet that photo wasn’t taken in Australia.. it’s too cold. :)
    I PROMISE that I’ll throw my cutoffs away - next week.

  14. ajayprabhu on May 27th, 2008

    Hi,Buffy,after long time I visited your blog but it is as funny ,hot,romantic and humourful as I have seen it first.I wish you could be my wife or girlfriend then I would never have to search for humour outside(wild thoughts) but I know you like wild thoughts..

  15. Anton on May 28th, 2008

    Hi Buffy,
    I like that picture it shows to everyone that every episode has his age and time. You cannot or better you should not dress as a teenager in your advance age. Come on you got your time and fun when you were young, now it is time to leave it to the generation who has the right body for it…

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