I just read an article about a 75 year old Russian grandma that shocked doctors by requesting plastic surgery for a ‘designer vagina’…OMG! that is just wrong on so many levels!

Not that I’m a prude or think that at 75 she’s not entitled to a good sex life. But really, think about it. Is the man she’s likely to meet gonna have a prosthetic schlong or will he be constantly chewing thru bottles of viagra? I don’t think so! A man interested in having sex with a 75 year old woman is gonna be a old too (err…elderly…agh…senior ‘ish’) Hopefully somewhere in that explanation I’ve managed to be ‘politically’ correct!

Anyway…he’s not likely to be a ’spring chicken’ so to speak…so his ‘willy’ isn’t going to be in its prime either, and its not going to notice a slightly used, slightly sagging, dried out ‘vag’! Or am I looking at this from the wrong perspective?

Courtesy of The Sun. uk
Happy Nina was delighted with the results saying after the op: “I feel like a young woman again.”

Oh right!!!!!…so now she has this fancy shmancy new vagina, but her tits are tucked into her waist band, her belly sags to her knees and the wrinkles consume her face…but hey she’s got a tight vag!!

Give me a break!!

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I’ve never been too concerned about getting old (I can hear my sisters snickering already!)…ok…well I haven’t worried about it too much. Alright…I guess I have been struggling with getting old since turning 30…yes, all those years back! But it has really been getting to me over the past year or so.

I first began to notice them in my eye brows. They were sparse, but there no less. I’d get the tweezers out and get rid of them straight away. Of course that was depending on how good the light was…as we all know, the eye sight deteriorates as well!

Then the ones on the chin appeared! Oh my god… Out came the tweezers again. But I’ve noticed those ones over the past year or so seem to have doubled (if not tripled!)

…and as if all that wasn’t bad enough…now I’ve found them in my ‘nether’ region. So…what’s a girl to do…off it all came.

You are following me so far…right?

This getting old certainly does have hairs on it - gray ones!

You dont think that old wives tale “pull out one gray hair and 2 grow back” could be true?