Thank you Alex for the Random Facts Meme tag. I don’t often do these, but I think I may have skipped the last couple and I guess it’s time for a break in pace over here at Buffysblog.

10 Random Facts about Me.

1. I had a cyst removed from my neck when I was 3 years old and still have a scar (which looks like a ‘hicky’!)
2. I love eighties music..clothes and big hair!
3. When I was 5 years old I wanted to be a stripper named Roxanne (I dont think I really knew what a stripper was…well thats my story and I’m stickin to it!)
4. I have 2 boxer dogs called Simpson and Leilah that rule my house (not thru choice)
5. I’m going to be a Grandma at age 44
6. I have a fetish for red shoes (and boots!) actually I have a shoe fetish in general
7. I stole my sisters doll when I was little (not sure how old exactly) and buried her in the back yard. (not my sister…the doll!)
8. My job at SexyAds is the most interesting I’ve ever had
9. My first visit to a sex shop was at age 30
10. I ALWAYS wear matching lingerie.

Here’s who I tag: (and if you don’t feel like doing this…its ok, you might get a couple of hits from this link)

TheMrs
Kazz
Nessa

A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a woman,” she told him.
“I don’t understand,” he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will.”
Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?”
“All women cry for no reason,” was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, “God, why do women cry so easily?”
God said:
“When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.”
“You see my son,” said God, “the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides.”

To my son…I will always be your mother…always.