Just found a sure fire way to make your man last longer in the bedroom. Put these fabulous pillow cases on the bed and he’ll last for weeks!

Of course if the women on these pillow cases resembles you in anyway…well sorry I cant help ya! Although I have heard of a nasal spray for men …let me know how that works, I’m off to change the linen!

At some point you have to give up the ‘DAISY DUKE’ shorts.

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 60) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo’s and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least

13. Thongs and Depends

I’d like to thank my friend Wendy who sent this to me this morning…but Wendy…I’m not in the THAT age category thank you very much!

Just added…thought this appropriate too!