Ever had a favourite song that you loved to sing-a-long to? I did…Brand New Key by Melanie (guess you’ll only remember her version if you’re of the ‘older’ generation) well, I came across a new version…with a twist!

Take a look and let me know what you think?

Looking for a Brand New Key to someones heart?

What’s with people and size? With men it’s about penis size, with women it’s tits. Now given that I have those ity bity titties I guess I have a biased opinion. Seeing my friends’ boobs beginning to sag as gravity takes hold makes me wonder why anyone would want a big set!

Although I have been envious over the years at my friends ample bosoms, the tide is turning and gravity is working in my favour. I mean it’s hard for gravity to grab at something so small and drag it south!

I’ve certainly given the whole breast augmentation subject a great deal of thought too. I’ve pictured myself with a great set of perky titties. You know the one’s, that just pop out the top of a low cut blouse. The one’s that make the most amazing cleavage. The one’s that men can’t take their eyes off…yeah…all the things my very small boobs don’t do.

It’s not that I dislike my small ones or even women with big ones, but surely there should be some happy medium?

One of my friends has huge breasts and whilst they look fine in clothing (actually…they still look huge in clothing) I wonder what happens when she removes her ‘over the shoulder boulder holder’? Do they fall down to her knee’s? Does she tuck them in her waist band, and during sex do they cause facial bruising? It’s times like these that I like my small, compact boobies.

Still, I can get a similar effect of larger breasts with my $150 mousse filled push up bra and some extra ‘chicken fillets’ stuffed in the gaps. The only problem with this is of course when I remove the bra. As with my friend, once the bras off…the picture aint pretty. Mine have no chance of reaching my waist band (or anyones waistband for that matter) in fact once the bras off its a bit like looking at bee stings…but it was a bumble bee!

So whats the answer? Does size matter? For me at 43, married and 2 kids…NUP! But, I guess it depends on who you ask!

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